You would do well to utter a silent prayer upon boarding this (t)rusty steed! With it's one flat tyre and dubious looking strength. It must be at least 2030 years old, probably used by Jesus himself to pedal south for the sermon on the mount. Amazingly enough it still has it's original rider who is at least 1000 years older than the bike. That's what a diet of boiled rice and chicken liver's will do for you. Body and strength of a lithe 20 year old, brain and libido of a stuffed olive. Oh well you can't have it all.
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