Sat Lav

Wandering around Westminster? Bladder full to bursting? wobbly leg syndrome? Fear not these chaps have got it covered (providing you have a mobile that is) Just text 'Fuck me the piss is running down my legs' to 80097 and your phone turns into a Porta-potty!!!

My little China girl

A beautiful bride and a big arsed limo (I'm sure that's the right way round?) as well as the Yakuza for your in laws, what more could a man desire?
A wedding in Soho's China town with the reception at Mr Wu's, how do you do...
They're just waiting for the garbage truck to pass before heading home for a bit of 'love you long time $20'

Duchess

Another day in Leicester square and another media scrum...
Following on from last weeks Duchovny premier we have yet another! This time it involves a certain miss Kiera Knightly, a de-memitilarized zone the size of the Gaza strip and enough monkeys in suits to fill the ape house at London zoo ten times over.
This was about as close as I could get without royal invitation. To be honest it was about as close as I could be bothered to get, after all who wants to see a sunken chested dwarf in a taffeta bag surrounded by a bunch sycophantic cheesy liggers. Yawn.....