I give you the Devil's urine, neatly following on from the Devil's fingers post, I'm a bastard of a wordsmith.
This unassuming bottle of 'Sangsom' is in fact Thai rum and has the ability to turn the drinkers legs to rubber, necessitating the aid of a big boys diaper. As you can see said bottle is half empty (half full if your an optimist) so having wobbled over to the table I am indeed sporting a pant liner and cork! Drinking the whole bottle renders the imbiber totally immobile, the same sort of effect as Mr Reeve attained by falling of his mount... All this for the princely sum of 225 bht (about 3 pounds sterling) Can't be bad can it? Oh yes it can, ha ha ha.....
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